The Smooth Talker | Candy Hearts Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Size:L The X-rated deck of cards

The X-rated deck of cards on these Ball Hammock® pouch underwear is sure to give you a raise

The stockings are hung by the chimney with care

and is scientifically proven to keep you as cool as a cucumber

Long story short

The Smooth Talker | Candy Hearts Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Size:L The X-rated deck of cardsWhat do you get when you squish a bunch of chalk dust together into a heart shape and then write something corny on it? The worst candy known to man. This raunchy Ball Hammock pouch underwear adds some fresh spice to an old classic. Plus the font is small enough that your partner will have to get all up in your crotch to read them.